A few NEW ha ha's worth

[kleomenes]

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<3 Foucault

[Valefort]

[DM Nilbog]

[Empoweredfan]

[dak12attack]

Level 30 vs Level 1.

[Moltrazahn]

... They seem me lootin', they hatin'...

[Moltrazahn]

Game of thrones theme, preformed by goats!

[Moltrazahn]

Not sure why im in such an enjoyable mood lately, everything just seems fun! ... also i may have found sharable stuff in my archives im now also throwing at you.

[Cibernadie]

Spoiling for length, they're all pretty mild

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[blue_penguin]

doge!

[Selande]

[odyssey]

35 TYPES OF PLAYERS

1. Grunt Guy
"It is becoming too hot ! Gnolskaya outpost right ahead ! MochIIIIII iiiii ! "

2 . Present roleplayers
" Wait , do not start ! I need another two minutes for full entry into the image. "

3 . Brake
" I put my long sword and a whole ogre on the lips. "

4 . Munchkin
" Five archdevils and two demigods ? And this - ALL ? It seems to me , for these unfortunate enough my six magical rings . "

5 . Coward
" SVPR ! Three kobold ! Skedaddle ! VAAAlim say! "

6. Troublemaker
"Just before the Mayor read out his speech by citizens , will read -ka I'm at it what be a team problyuysya , for example. "

7. Newbie
"I just threw 2 to defeat. It should be more or less? "

8. Tactician
" Archer will move silently into position behind the basin, carefully aiming at the captain of the guard. Magician must remain behind the door to prepare spells * dream * that will is centered on the table , around which was a big part of the protection . Meanwhile, a fighter and I will .. . "

9. Demure
"I 'll let ... vvy another arrow on the monster in this round , it seems to me ...."

10 . Wisecracking self-taught
" You know how many clerics need to remove * arc * (" light bulb ")? One - to read * cure light *."

11. Vnutripatiyny Bully
" Ah, so Light reproached me ! Che she's doing? READ * find * a familiar ? Right now I have it ogrebet flail in the face . "

12. Vanya - I - All - Rules - Learned by heart - Pal -
" No, you look in the DMG, page 81 paragraph 5 , and see that this spell has no effect on griffins. "

13. Winner
"Three -point hit ? Since I have three hit points ! ? Master , why are you edrene hair dryer to me when he fought ? "

14. Nabychitel
" I am confident that I did not throw out the save , are you absolutely sure? And long are you going to drive this nonsense ? "

15. Mr. Scrooge
" Well, what if he's not evil ? So what that did not attack ? So what ! Expo COME ! "

16. Fraudster
" Giving and ... 18 ! Getting there ! " [Fast enough cube ]

17. Spitpoisons
" And you have not seen TRAP ? Ha-ha- ha-ha ! Say How long do you play? "

18. Kamikaze
" I jump from a branch , aiming directly at the center of the patrol hobgoblins . Just before I landed, I * activates fire trap * on all my nine bottles of oil. "

19. Good throws
" Look at this . Hundredths Three dice . If a trap door , I obviously found something. "

20. Bad throws
" Damn, nafig ! * More * one critical blunder ! "

21. Bouncer
" What are you reasoning about the attack on me , I did not care. I could read spell * dream * and cut your throat sleepy before you can take out your long sword from its scabbard . "

22. Amateur Beat in memories
" Well, just like then , well, do you remember when our thief spent twenty minutes broken breaking open the door. "

23. Paladilnik
" Let's wait a little longer. Even if they - orcs, we can not just kill them when they are asleep and can not defend themselves. "

24. Unhealthy Optimist
" Once we finish this campaign , and get , say, nine or ten levels , I'm going to buy myself the best battle ax that only money can buy . "

25. Stray
" Gmmmm ? What? Oh, we attack ? "

26. Thermonuclear Man (sub- species Munchkin )
" Well, I attack my orc Polutornik . What we have there , yeah deuce + 2 bonus power + 3 for specialization , for 2 + ( etc., etc. ) . Total - 27. ( Sarcastically smile ) Well , I? "

27. Masteronenavistnik (subclass troublemaker )
People coming to the game with the aim to create a situation unforeseen Master. Character schizophrenia - a good excuse for this case .

28. Bezbashenny player
MASTER: " And to you the depths . Skip unlikely. "
Player: " I jump . "

29. Kid
"That's what it boiled large Kamenyuki me ? My character is dead ? ? Vsamdelishnye ? ? For real , for real? ! Neieieeeeieieeet ! "

30. Cowboy
"I am proud to come to the King and calling him to fight to the death . Oh, yes, of course I publicly called him a fool . "

31. PsihoKiller
DENZHEN MASTER: " Okay, you open the door you see - "
PK: " KROVIIIISCHUUUUU ! "

32. Reinsurer
" So, my mage is invisible, levitating at a height of thirty meters above the party, it hangs and Stone Leather Armor , Ring of fire resistance , the scope of Invulnerability ( etc. etc. ) Damn ! Something I do not own. .. "

33. Kryuchkotvorets (better known as Bill called Mulhausen )
" Oh, so illusory Medusa what I read on the archdemon Orcus does not pay him to stone ? Ok, if you do mercy and you will look into the description of the spell , you will see that he had no chance of saving throw , a single opportunity disbilif on , and I somehow just saving throw magic thrown , what do you say to that? "

34.Bezdonnaya Torba
" So anyone have any ideas as to drag these 800 copper coins ? Yeah, I know that we are already struggling to pull themselves four sets of leather armor and elektrumovye toilet seats that we found earlier"

35. Masochist
"It 's enough to get away ! Turn around , clap on the shoulder of the Minotaur , and telling him to stop strangling my throat. "

[Valefort]

How finance works :

http://images.math.cnrs.fr/media/34/video.mp4

[Servin]

It's a bit big, yet funny.

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[Shamshir]

Fascist soldiers shouldn't speak (or think!) deutsch.