Mayhem at the Friendly Arm!

[kingbobertvii]

Me Vudish. Me get 'rested, 'cuz guys was stabbin' me and me bite 'em back.
Not really fair, me think... but me spend night in stock! It was fun!
Some guys throw food at us! Me get tomato, it was kinda mushy, taste good! We get to take naps, and kick each other and stuff!
This Vudish's first time gettin' 'rested, me think pretty good time, really!

[Hitman Hard]

“Not worth a story.” The reporter says numbly and walks off all subdued, kicking a singed scrap of metal infront of him. A keen ear could hear him say, “It’s all no good.” The man could not be seen for the rest of the day.