A few NEW ha ha's worth
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Valefort
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Mealir Ostirel - Incorrigible swashbuckler
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Ricastle
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Colonic threw this up on IRC.
Felicienne Ta'Igris “Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee, as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.”
Madryk Crownshield: 'alf-orc, ye faater be cryin loike an old woman rioght before I gutted im
Madryk Crownshield: 'alf-orc, ye faater be cryin loike an old woman rioght before I gutted im
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Yawgnor
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My in-laws sent this to me a moment ago...
Ethical dilemma
A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
Ethical dilemma
A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
Jorn (the Hideous) Odgerson
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Ricastle
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Felicienne Ta'Igris “Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee, as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.”
Madryk Crownshield: 'alf-orc, ye faater be cryin loike an old woman rioght before I gutted im
Madryk Crownshield: 'alf-orc, ye faater be cryin loike an old woman rioght before I gutted im
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Seriously... why are the elf-flightattendants throwing rose pedals at that battlefield!
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Not sure how many people here listen to GWAR, but...
Goodnight, Oderus.
Not for the faint of heart, the workplace, or those youngins'.
Goodnight, Oderus.
Not for the faint of heart, the workplace, or those youngins'.
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Eberc Smitherman III - Eccentric, Eclectic Techsmith & Theurge, Boy-Wonder of the Wonderbringer, Man in the Yellow Hat
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So the DMs sometimes gather to discuss important issues. This was not one of those times.
At this gathering, I was trying to cheer DM Golem up, because he had lost a lengthy post to a computer issue. Based on the song I sent him, Theophanies accused me (for no reason) of having a Taylor Swift addiction.
DM Dhampir linked to a Taylor Swift song that incorporated goats.
The people were pleased with the goats.
I decided that I would delight the DM team further by giving them more goats. Surely if one goat brings such joy, a multitude of goats would raise the morale of the DM team to soaring new heights. Right?
After a short while:
DM Eminence: "I am not clicking on any more links from Maecius."
Maecius: "You asked for goat-based media. I will not stop until I run out."
Maecius: "And they are very, very popular on the Internet."
Here's one of the better ones we found:
At this gathering, I was trying to cheer DM Golem up, because he had lost a lengthy post to a computer issue. Based on the song I sent him, Theophanies accused me (for no reason) of having a Taylor Swift addiction.
DM Dhampir linked to a Taylor Swift song that incorporated goats.
The people were pleased with the goats.
I decided that I would delight the DM team further by giving them more goats. Surely if one goat brings such joy, a multitude of goats would raise the morale of the DM team to soaring new heights. Right?
After a short while:
DM Eminence: "I am not clicking on any more links from Maecius."
Maecius: "You asked for goat-based media. I will not stop until I run out."
Maecius: "And they are very, very popular on the Internet."
Here's one of the better ones we found:
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Qilintha Dev'lin Ilharess "All great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
Rose Valexe Songstress "Aspire to inspire before we expire."
Rose Valexe Songstress "Aspire to inspire before we expire."
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Maecius wrote:
So many things can be said about that goat.
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I rarely go OOC, but Kahanak's mask was glitching out today and I couldn't help it. It still makes me laugh.
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Happy Halloween everybody!
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My ship plowed through the storm.
Looking into the waves, I grew dizzy,
for I glimpsed the chasm between myself & the infinite.
Yacht life.
-KimKierkegaardashian
Looking into the waves, I grew dizzy,
for I glimpsed the chasm between myself & the infinite.
Yacht life.
-KimKierkegaardashian
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Ivan38Rus
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Haha I did that in L4D co-op once or twiceMaecius wrote:stuff
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Sometimes it is just better to pay Myrkul and get the puck out of there!
As J.G. Ballard has said, "It's a mistake to hold back and refuse to accept one's own nature."