A few NEW ha ha's worth

[Maecius]

Some of you know the drow pantheon pretty well. Most of you probably don't? (This might not be as amusing to you if you don't). Anyway, one of our old drow players (HollowLaughter) drew this picture, based on the conversation below (with one of her friends):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tkZCzt4b8

1: just rly the dark seldarine family is so [messed] up
2: They should get their own reality tv show
1: you have like, this angry wasp mother in a power suit who drinks martinis at 1 in the afternoon and screeches at things and keeps pet tarantulas
1: the estranged father who lives with his three mistresses in the yuppie side of town
1: the older son who goes to keggers and gets in wild parties and is just waiting for his mom to die so he can get his hands on that inheritance
1: "DUDE BRO, DO IT FOR THE VINE"
2: THE VIIIINNNNNNE
1: the younger sister who is a flower-crown wearing hippie who pets squirrels and likes wicca and probably has a tumblr aesthetic blog
1: (she posts a lot of photography of witches and moons, don't judge)
1: then the weird uncle who always smells weirder and seems not to know how people REALLY work and gets you weird presents on the holiday and is a glutton
1: and the odd aunt who most everyone forgets to invite to family gatherings and does taxidermy. maybe owns a mortuary. lots of jewelry.
2: This needs to be a thing
1: and last but not least, the bro's son who sucks up to power-suit grandmother for presents, she spoils him by buying him the loudest toys ever to piss off the bro
2: Call it Drowsy Shore
1: +1

#vhaeraun #broest of the bro gods #DO IT FOR THE VINE #I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL KEGSTAND GOES #BRING ME MY 40 #NO MY SISTER IS NOT INVITED #I HEAR MY MOM COMING DOWNSTAIRS

[mireigi]

Out of context D&D quotes

More: http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/

[Karond]

The future generation? (spoiler, contains light cartoon nudity)

Hidden: show

[dak12attack]

[The Whistler]

[4:01:12 πμ] The Whistler: don't go to the FAI
[4:01:12 πμ] The Whistler: FAI sucks
[4:01:29 πμ] The Whistler: let's gather all the black cloaks
[4:01:35 πμ] The Whistler: cook up some epic spell
[4:01:45 πμ] The Whistler: and just drag the FAI down to become the 10th layer of the hells
[4:01:49 πμ] The Whistler: where all bad rpers go
[4:01:57 πμ] Someone: hahahahaha
[4:02:02 πμ] Someone: if only
[4:02:18 πμ] The Whistler: tortured eternally by [someone]
[4:02:30 πμ] The Whistler: she will become the 10th archduchess

[mrm3ntalist]

Of all the places in the world, why did Klingons attack Lesvos??? I mean, we have ouzo and sardines but... thats it

[Uncleboffo]

[Passiflora]

[stevebarracuda]

Granted, it's Fox News site, but...will this change the RP on BG?!?

"New study claims gerbils, not rats, responsible for bringing plague to Europe"

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/02/ ... to-europe/

[Dagesh]

Not creepy at all.

[Hitman Hard]

Arkaine solves the Counterpunch case! It twas foretold in thine wisdom.

[Charraj]

I am assuming that someone here knows something about knife throwing.

[Celduil]

This sums up Elven RP on this server.

[Alsarias]

[Vesgar]

hmm, Bilbo...



I guess these are asian standards.