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[Boddynock]

POST 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM!

If electricity allows follows the path of least resistance, how come lightning doesn't only strike in France?

Is the ocean salty cause the land doesn't wave back?

If I use anti-virus on my computer will my computer get autism?

I just bought a balloon for $.50, how much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?

If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?
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The instructions on my frozen pizza says to bake for 18-21 minutes; how do I bake something for -3 minutes?

[Selande]

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[Aspect of Sorrow]

Good clean jokes are hard to find these days.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.