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Boddynock
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This couldn't possibly end poorly

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To find a transmuter.
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Chicken chasah'.
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Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
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Because this should be in the Community forums?
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Because it was trying to get away from my BBQ (it didn't).
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Because it had had enough with Boddyknock's topics...
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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Shame on all of you!
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To get away from Col. Sanders... :)
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*Saddles up the topic and rides it to the community forum*
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Wyatt wrote:*Saddles up the topic and rides it to the community forum*
Giddy up!

And becuse the opressing patriarchic roosters forced the poor chicken into literal slavery. BASTARDS.
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Because there was this really hot chick on the other side.
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Boddynock wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because reasons.
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Karond wrote:Because it had had enough with Boddyknock's topics...
There is no escape...
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I am not sure why he crossed the road, but I do know why he crossed the playground.

To get to the other slide.
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