I'm famous

[Flasmix]

Wouldn't a famous thief be a bad thing? After all, a good thief would be rather unknown and anonymous...

In a real world sense yes, but this is a movie/video game/TV type of thief.

Gentleman 1: "Egads! It is ye olde Wirg! That rapscallion has swindled my coin purse!"
Gentleman 2: "Thou have a purse?"
Gentleman 1: "T'is not what I meant, look at what is important. That fiend Wirg has struck again!"
Gentleman 2: "Aye, but he stole thy purse? Did thou get advice on which color matched thy pants from thy wife?"
Gentleman 1: "Were my coin purse not stolen, I would pay a goon to punch thy nose."
Gentleman 2: "Ho ho, purse."

[chad878262]

That is almost as funny as the 'Shar is fat' comment in your signature.