CommanderKrieg wrote:Hey everyone,
I'd like to make a bardic hipsing killing machine concept. I know dread pirate works well with bard, so how could I build a hipsing bard that deals a lot of damage with a lot of skill points for disguises and so on?
I'd like to keep requiem idk how feasible that is. So what are my options for hipsing bard? I'd like high damage and high survivability

Bard 27/Shadowdancer 3, ability score requirements: 19 Dexterity and enough in charisma to reach at least 16. Used to be 13, but if you got a spare +4 charisma item, 12 is enough. The rest of your ability points can be spent on Strength. (You could be an orc, or a half-orc.)
At bard level 27, you acquire 'Inspire Competence +8' - an inspiriration that gives you +8 on your skills. It is the same as having +16 Dexterity, so when it comes to sneaking and having that optimal sneaking equipment, you are a 'hipster' with the practical dexterity score of 39~ (Cat's Grace spell included.)
Thus you have no need to spend a feat on Weapon Finesse, and Improvoved/Greater/Perfect Two-Weapon Fighting. You can make do with Power Attack + Improved Power Attack or just Northlander Hewing.
Another option would be sticking with high dexterity and going for a Crossbower, but that takes even more feats than the two-weapon fighting. It works well with a Fighter 4/Bard 26 though!