Dwarf, his name Werthic, an Axe pretty Epic, the town, Souba

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Dwarf, his name Werthic, an Axe pretty Epic, the town, Souba

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A Dwarf goes drunkingly ranting about how he found the axe of all axes and he would be willing to trade the damn thing because he doesn't use them....

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Re: Dwarf, his name Werthic, an Axe pretty Epic, the town, S

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The Orange Man somehow *rolls listen* and notices a rowdy sound from the ranting dwarf. He writes something on the magical leaf in his hand and blows it slowly towards the dwarf.

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izzul wrote:The Orange Man somehow *rolls listen* and notices a rowdy sound from the ranting dwarf. He writes something on the magical leaf in his hand and blows it slowly towards the dwarf.

///dwarven waraxe +4 EB, 1d4 magical damage, binus feat:power critical dwaraxe, +4 intimidate, +4 lore dungeoneering
The dwarf looks around not knowing where the leaf came from then shouts, "I don't know who ye is, tanks!!", before pulling down his trousers and wiping his arse. "But I don't be using meh kin's brand o' axe, ye got anyting else!?!?", he exclaims looking around.
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Re: Dwarf, his name Werthic, an Axe pretty Epic, the town, S

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No sound or leaf or even wind moving around the area..seems so silent... just a trace of footsteps heading the direction of Friendly Arms Inn.

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