One thing I will miss is the Xvart Shaman's turning into cows.
Some say this was a bug, however I beg to differ!
Cows chew 50 times per minutes making them chewing machines for eating people.
Cows have almost complete 360 vision, that cow sees you and does not approve!
Cows can produce 125 lbs of saliva a day making you wish you did not know this.
Cows cannot vomit so are immune to ghouls sickness gas!
In the underdark the sign should warn people about cows!
MooooOOOOOo!
(And yes this is a joke)
Game Change
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ZestyDragon
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Re: Game Change
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Dagesh
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Re: Game Change
Just to make sure we're all miserable together. I quoted this one for emphasis.Zyx wrote:Cows can produce 125 lbs of saliva a day making you wish you did not know this.
ουκ εστιν ωδε, ηγερθη γαρ καθως ειπεν
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Lanzlo
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Re: Game Change
I can confirm there was a cow level in World of Warcraft.Bad Omens wrote:Secret cow level anyone?
It was called Thunder Bluff.
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Flasmix
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Re: Game Change
There actually is a secret cow level in the game.
It's called DM Soulcatcher.
It's called DM Soulcatcher.
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Pugratix to a snarky militia man: "Mmmm. Not yet. I will live for hundreds of years and be heralded as one of the greatest forces of destruction on the face of the world. The only thing you can destroy is the outhouse."
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electric mayhem
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That's good enough to shake Wirt's leg at!
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NegInfinity
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Re: Game Change
Be careful what you wish for.Bad Omens wrote:Secret cow level anyone?
Once upon a time I accidentally walked into a DM event where I had to run for my life from a flaming cow of doom that was at least twice bigger than an adult dragon. Don't have the screens, unfortunately.
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aaron22
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Re: Game Change
death is a worth the screenie for that.Don't have the screens, unfortunately.
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