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Most bizarre random item names

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This is a list of all the weird names for items you've found in your travels. Why was this thread started?

Helmet - Buttock of the Husky Hag
Ring - Frequent Gold Ring of Fanciness
Shuriken - Adult Shuriken
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well i can rename them if you wish
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I still remember that one ring called "Shar's brown finger".
*shudders*
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Moltrazahn wrote:I still remember that one ring called "Shar's brown finger".
*shudders*
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Picked up Dumathoin's Giant Bottom once. It was cursed, too. :lol:
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I've actually been keeping a list:

Eye of the Dusty Pride
Bottom of the High Demilich
Boots of the Shadowdancer's Resurrection
Mace of Nightwalker Beauty

Ao's Boil

Buttock of the Loose Dog

Talsorian the Conjuransmuter - The (someTIMEs) Traveler

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Loviatar's Happiness.
Angharradh's Dedicated Evil.
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Balor's Red Eye small shield... found with my Hellfire Warlock :lol: :lol: :lol:
Myrualae - Chantress of Doron Amar
Snow - Sorcery and carrots!
Gomez de Aguirre - The Fabulous Knight of the Mystic Fire
Uelaereene Sai'zzel - Once I saw the stars...
Lilly Sai'zzel - Stormy snowflake
And more...
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Vendor 'Xon found the "Mithral Chainmail of Wood" long ago and still uses it. :D

He also has "The Ancient Light Shield of Curiosity", "The Relieved Darksteel Sickle of Panic", "The Hushed Mithral Greatsword of Unsightliness", "The Weapon Master's Loneliness" and "The Usual Adept's Tunic of Wonder"

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Image

Just saw this one in a shop!
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more than one way to skin a cat?....

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I like to RP as if standard magical item naming conventions are Gnomish, explains everything. Except Shar's Brown Finger, nothing can explain that.
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MrPsion wrote:I like to RP as if standard magical item naming conventions are Gnomish, explains everything. Except Shar's Brown Finger, nothing can explain that.
Just because it's gross doesn't mean it's unexplained.... Maybe Shar is also the god of Proctology. :shhh:
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Where do I upload an image? :lol:
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