A few NEW ha ha's worth

[chad878262]

something tells me that is not a good site to click on....

[Steve]

Fixed it!

*shakes his fist at Zanniej*

[cosmic ray]

[RagingPeace]

[Touri]

[Thunderbolt']

[Steve]

Definitely looking forward to seeing an Undead Lake Man, Fire on BGTSCC soon...:

Dungeons and Dragons creatures, generated by neural network

[Steve]

I'll call it...Greater Summons Broccoli Edition!

Ice Elemental with Barkskin!! Howwouldathunkit?!?

[Winterborne]

Here it is for everyone. The fabled night I was turned into a cat.

I finally cleaned up this chatlog to share with the masses since it was being discussed recently and there were folks expressing an interest in seeing what happened.

After being mistakenly polymorphed into a cat, I as a player asked myself: If cats could be part Devil, what would that end up like? This was my answer.

==SCENE: At the Minstrel's Muse, Nathan has been turned into a cat. He paws at the door to leave.==

[23:45] [Fury] Wren Di'Corvi Blackthorne: [Talk] "Ready, Max?
[23:45] [Arcanum] Mathayus: [Talk] *He opens the dorr abit
[23:45] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *shakes his head and hops back into the chair beside Max*
[23:45] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Dashes out once there's enough space.*
[23:46] [Arcanum] Mathayus: [Talk] Here ya go

== Cat-Nathan makes his way to the East Gate District. ==

[23:46] [Server]: [ServerTell] You are now in a Full PVP Area.
[23:54] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrowrrrrrrr.
[23:55] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrowrrrrrr.
[23:56] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *calling out* Nathan~?
[23:56] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Licks at paws*
[23:56] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Quirks an ear.*
[23:56] [neospoonbender] Quinn Patten: [Talk] Shoo
[23:56] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Nathan? *looking around*
[23:56] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Makes a big show of scratching the hell out of Quinn's boot before running off after being shooed.*
[23:56] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Oh woe is me, how will I ever finish this giant fish and saucer of milk?"
[23:57] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Scratches at the gate.*
[23:57] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He charges up towards Nathan the cat and reaches down to scoop him up.*
[23:57] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Kitty flails.*
[23:58] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He holds him with both hands and far away from him. Simon marches towards Othonis*
[23:58] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *eyes the cat*
[00:00] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Just kind of gives up flailing, held there undignified.*
[00:03] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Ser Oth!"
[00:03] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He looks around for Othonis with Cathan held in both hands, far away from his body*
[00:03] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] I'm here
[00:03] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Oh, there you are. Is this him?"
[00:03] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *looks the cat over*

[00:04] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Roll Target: Nathan Goldenmane
DMFI Dice Roll for: Spot Mod: 4 TOTAL: 6

[00:04] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Mmmm... Eh...
[00:04] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Holds tiny paws out towards Oth. Asking to be held.*
[00:04] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mew?
[00:04] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] I could try to dispell him
[00:04] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk]*grabs for Cathan*
[00:05] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *glances to him* But you can't run off
[00:05] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *Simon happily hands him over.*
[00:05] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *After he is safely in Oth's grasp, he just pees -everywhere- in defiance.*
[00:05] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *points at the cat as he talks to it*
[00:05] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] .....
[00:05] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] .....
[00:05] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He steps away*
[00:05] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrowr.
[00:05] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *wordlessly hands him back to Simon*
[00:05] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Is stank af*
[00:05] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *Simon refuses to take the Baron.*
[00:05] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Just dispel the magic quick."
[00:05] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *sighs, as this is now his fate*
[00:06] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] ....mrowr?
[00:06] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Tell] Hilarious rofl
[00:06] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *prepares the spell, book in one hand, nasty horrible smelly cat in the other, and utters the incantations of Mordenkainen's Disjunction*
[00:06] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *He looks down at his cat body. Because this is his life now apparently.*
[00:06] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] I hope you know, you're probably going to be the nastiest thing when this is done

== At this point, Othonis casts Mordenkainen's Disjunction on the cat. Nothing happens. ==

[00:07] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Tell] Rofl.
[00:07] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ....
[00:07] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] ...
[00:07] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] ...mrow?
[00:07] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ....

== Cat-Nathan makes his way out the East Gate towards the farmlands. There he chases chickens alone until others arrive. ==

[00:08] [Server]: [ServerTell] You are now in a Full PVP Area.
[00:08] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrowrrrrrrrrr....
[00:08] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *The cat dashes after the chicken!*
[00:11] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] Simon: "I'm curious... If he mates with a female...."
[00:11] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Oh no... No no no. Okay we have to find him -now-. I'm NOT explaining that to Beladra
[00:13] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Nathan?
[00:13] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...
[00:13] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *pounces at the chicken.*
[00:13] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] MROWR!!!!
[00:13] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] !
[00:14] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...Figures

== At this point, Othonis polymorphs into a dog.==

[00:14] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *motions for Simon to stay there*
[00:15] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *by... Some means*
[00:15] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *barks*
[00:15] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *PANICS*
[00:15] [Server]: [ServerTell] Simon Atcharn / Party / Simon watches Othonis, in the form of a Dog, chase Nathan, in the form of a Cat. This is what his life has come down to.
[00:16] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *tries to grab at his nape*

[00:16] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Roll Target: Othonis Neren
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Dexterity Mod: 0 TOTAL: 3*
[00:16] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Fails at cat*
[00:16] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Roll Target: Nathan Goldenmane
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Dexterity Mod: 0 TOTAL: 13*

[00:16] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *manages to catch him somehow*
[00:16] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] MROAAAAAAOOWWWWWWWWW.

== Dog Othonis Takes Cat-Nathan over to Simon again.==

[00:16] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *carries the cat over to Simon*
[00:16] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Flails in protest with sharp parts.*
[00:17] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] <*yelps, but keeps his mouth on the cat*
[00:17] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "I'm not touching him. He will pee on me. Bring him here."
[00:17] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *revenge drools*

== The dog carries the cat behind Simon over to the Radiant Heart Chapterhouse Courtyard. ==

[00:18] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *Simon removes the lid of a barrell.*
[00:18] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "In here."
[00:18] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Does the world's most pathetic cat whine.*
[00:18] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *gently drops the cat into the barrel*
[00:18] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *IMMEDIATELY tries to escape.*

== Othonis turns back into an elf. ==

[00:18] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Close it!
[00:18] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *spits out cat hair*
[00:18] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Scamper scamper scamper.*
[00:18] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *Simon tries to push the cat back down before he has time to jump out.*
[00:18] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Blegh...

[00:19] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] Roll Target: Nathan Goldenmane
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Dexterity Mod: 2 TOTAL: 16*
[00:19] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Roll Target: General Area
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Dexterity Mod: 0 TOTAL: 12*

[00:19] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Huh
[00:19] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Just is the worst at cat.*
[00:19] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He puts the lid on quickly*
[00:19] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Let me try something...!
[00:19] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *The barrel sounds totally pissed.*

== Othonis attempts to cast Sleep on the cat. It fails. ==

[00:19] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *would have reached his hand in to cast that very quickly*
[00:20] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *BITES.*
[00:20] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] OW FFFF-!!!
[00:20] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *tosses Nathan back into the barrel and rips his hand away*
[00:20] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "We just need to convince him to go to sleep."
[00:20] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Pleased sounding mewling.*
[00:20] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *looks at the bite with a sigh* I deserved that
[00:21] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...He's going to tell Beladra about this and she's going to kill me
[00:21] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Or laugh
[00:21] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...Or both
[00:21] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "He probably will not remember."
[00:21] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrowrrrrrrrr.
[00:21] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Do you really think he will want to tell her that he urinated on you?"
[00:21] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *There is a mew of approval from inside the barrel.*
[00:21] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ....
[00:21] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Speaking of..."
[00:22] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] I don't think he'll be abke to stop himself
[00:22] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *Simon soaks Othonis in water.*
[00:22] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *is... completely wet*
[00:22] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Hang on...

== Thedran arrives in the courtyard on surely important, non-cat-related business. ==

[00:22] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Wait."
[00:22] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Ser Thedran!"
[00:22] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *The barrel continues to make pathetic cat noises.*
[00:22] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *wrestles some soap from his pack and casts rinse again*
[00:22] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Your assistance is needed!"
[00:22] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *wretches a metal shard from under s pauldron. . * Eh?
[00:23] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Uses a rag to wipe black blood from his hands*
[00:23] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "The Baron.. Er, Ser Nathan was turned into a cat."
[00:23] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . How did he manage that?
[00:23] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *nods over to him, soaked, scrubbing his shirt with a bar of soap*
[00:23] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Scratch scratch scratch at the barrel's inside.*
[00:23] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He stares at Othonis.*
[00:23] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Ser Oth did it."
[00:23] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *offers a sheepish smile and nod*
[00:23] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] It was an accident
[00:24] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Ser Nathan urinated on Ser Oth."
[00:24] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *nods* That's why I've got the umm.. Soap
[00:24] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Umm... It was... A-after he became a cat
[00:24] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Not... Before.
[00:25] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] So how is it he has become a cat. . ?
[00:25] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Care to share the story?"
[00:25] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Takes a rag off his belt and sets to work on the black blood on his hands and bracers*
[00:25] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] I'm just curious how to reverse it. . .a simple dispell?
[00:25] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Mrowrrrrr.*
[00:25] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *coughs* He asked me to turn into a cat...
[00:25] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Disapproving mrowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.*
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] And... I was casting and he caught my attention with something he said and...
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...He's a cat now
[00:26] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *A tiny paw sticks out of a small hole in the barrel. It almost resembles an angry, shaking fist.*
[00:26] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Grand. . .a dispell then?
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Tried that.
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] But...
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] It... Didn't work
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] If he were to sleep, it... Should probably fade.
[00:26] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . Might I try?
[00:26] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] But he's rather wound up
[00:27] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *nods*
[00:27] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrowrrrrrrr.
[00:27] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "I locked him in the barrell."
[00:27] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *dries himself*
[00:27] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "I will open it when you are ready."
[00:27] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Oi. . .will you sit still when we open it. . ?
[00:27] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Nudges the barrel. . *
[00:27] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Nathan...?
[00:28] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Puts a eye up near the hole*
[00:28] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *The barrel is.....oddly silent. He is either sleeping....or....WAITING.
[00:28] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Tell] There's a cat looking back at you.
[00:28] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . lets just leave him in there.
[00:28] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Motions Simon over. . *
[00:28] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] There's a hole in the barrel but... He's got some teeth on him

== Thedran casts Greater Dispel Magic on Cat-Nathan. Nothing happens. ==

[00:28] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . . Hmm. . .no.
[00:29] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *He mrowrrrrrs.*
[00:29] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . .Well.
[00:29] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "Can you put him to sleep?"
[00:29] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] The simple answers are not working,.
[00:30] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...Wait
[00:30] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . .Seem you have a pet, for the next few hours anyhow.
[00:30] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Umm...
[00:30] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Exasperated mrowr.*
[00:31] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *readies a few spells before stepping hear the barrel*
[00:31] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "I suppose I will have to tell Miss Beladra. She will be heart broken of course, but I will be there to console her and take Nathan's place."
[00:31] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *A low growl as if DARING Oth to stick his hands in.*
[00:31] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . The spell -should- ware.
[00:31] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *winces a bit before getting within smacking distance of the hole*
[00:31] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Nathan...? I'm just trying to fix this okay?
[00:31] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Could be a a hour. . .perhaps several, or even a few days.

[00:32] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Roll Target: Nathan Goldenmane
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Diplomacy Mod: 2 TOTAL: 8*
[00:32] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Roll Target: Othonis Neren
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Will Mod: 8 TOTAL: 19*

[00:32] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *The cat is having none of Oth's bullshit.*
[00:32] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] MROWR!
[00:32] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] But the spell -should- loose it's grasp. . . I doubt that our elven friend has mastered how to make the spells. . last. . .
[00:32] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Scratch, scratch, scratch.*
[00:33] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *quickly casts a spell of sleep into the hole of the barrel quickly and backs up*
[00:33] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Umm...
[00:33] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] It's... And extended casting
[00:33] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] No no. . .I mean a self sustaining spell.
[00:33] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *frowns a bit as he looks down, scratching the back of his head*
[00:33] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *There's silence. Maybe the cat is asleep.*
[00:33] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Oh.

[00:33] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Roll Target: General Area
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Bluff Mod: 13 TOTAL: 15*
[00:33] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] Roll Target: Nathan Goldenmane
*DMFI Dice Roll for: Sense motive Mod: 9 TOTAL: 25*

[00:33] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Peers in the hole* Figer to make him sleep it off. . ?
[00:33] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "It's a trick."
[00:34] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ...Yes
[00:34] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Mewls lovingly at the hole.*
[00:34] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Or.. Umm... I could try turning him into something else
[00:34] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] That is more capable of reason than a cat
[00:34] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Consider this. . .
[00:34] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] At least something less... Bitey
[00:34] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] If it's stronger, he may maul you.
[00:34] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ..Oh.. Umm... He might do that when he's restored anyway
[00:34] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrow. *The cat nods approvingly in the hole if anyone is looking.*
[00:34] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "What can you turn him into?"
[00:35] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Ah-heh...
[00:35] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Kitty makes a low growl. It does not like the sound of that.*
[00:36] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Nathan...?
[00:36] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *trying to sound nice*
[00:36] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *carefully gets within smacking distance of the barrel hole*
[00:36] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] I might lose an eye doing this...
[00:36] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Sternly watches from the other side of the hole, like a ship's porthole.*
[00:36] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Or a finger
[00:36] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrrrrr.
[00:37] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "The Baron needs you."
[00:37] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Mmmm *winces as he goes to cast the spell through the hole*
[00:37] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Aaaaah Thedran! Can you grab him?
[00:37] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] . . .Baron. . ?
[00:37] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] Mrr.
[00:37] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] I don't want to get bit again
[00:38] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Seems to be responding to Baron.*
[00:38] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Bangs a fist ontop of the barrel* Oi! I'm about to reach in there. . .and if you make a issue of it, -neither- of us will be happy, but I won't be the one gripped by the back of his neck.
[00:38] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "He was given a title, Baron Rockhead."
[00:39] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Begrudgingly mrowrs.*

== Brave Ser Thedran opens the barrel and retrieves the beast!==

[00:39] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Takes a breath . .. poises his free hand, and pops the top the barrel*
[00:39] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Lets be easy now . . .easy. . .
[00:39] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Tell] He has you now
[00:39] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Sits in the barrel, waiting expectantly.*
[00:39] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] You got him...?
[00:39] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Seems to curl up into Thedran. He makes a hiss at Oth.*
[00:40] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *winces a bit*
[00:40] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Reaches a hand down. . to grab his scruff. . . * Seems he's gonna be nice.
[00:40] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Purring.*
[00:40] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Sorry....

[00:40] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "He likes you Ser Thedran. You must have a way with pussy."

[00:40] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ....
[00:40] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *And then, he pees everywhere in defiance like a proper cat should.*
[00:40] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *Lifts him into his free arm. . .his right hand remaining on the back of his neck. . gently*
[00:40] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *watches the cat pee fountain with a wince*
[00:40] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] *He steps back again*
[00:41] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] You little shite! *Holds him out at arms length by the scruff* You wanna cross me!>
[00:41] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Mrowr.*
[00:41] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Hey! That's still Nathan!
[00:41] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Get a bucket from the well!
[00:41] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "I believe he knows."
[00:41] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] Aye and he took a piss on me!
[00:41] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] ....
[00:41] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] ....
[00:42] [chance123456] Thedran Asen: [Talk] *totes his prisoner towards the well* You are -learning!- today!

== At this point, Oth casts Polymorph again, turning Cat-Nathan into a human. In a HILARIOUS twist of fate, the Polymorph Model for turning someone into a human is wearing the exact same outfit as non-polymorphed Nathan, and uses the same face and hair model that he has. Polymorph: Human turns people into creepy Nathan doppelgangers.==

[00:42] [Wirg] Simon Atcharn: [Talk] "..."
[00:42] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] Nathan...?
[00:42] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] *casts the spell as Thedran has him by the neck*
[00:42] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] *Is suddenly a man that.....looks extremely suspiciously like he does, somehow.... D: *
[00:42] [Hoital] Othonis Neren: [Talk] <C=#66CC66>(I can't stop laughing long enough to function
[00:42] [WinterborneTE] Nathan Goldenmane: [Talk] ...Something's...uh....not right.

[CleverUsername123]

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[Winterborne]

Context for the very end: here is Nathan on the right in the outfit he had that night standing beside someone with Polymorph: Human on.

[Maecius]

[ValerieJean]

[Wolfypaints]

Savage...
Rekt for life...
Will never live this down...

[Arn]

Truly, being death incarnate is a thankless job. Keep hanging in there, Myrkul!