* Arrange five candles of various vibrant colors around a pentragram and light them in the same sequence as your '70s mood ring dictates!
* Recite your favorite Dr. Seuss book in the form of an incantation, during a new moon, with all the lights snuffed out! Yes, this means you will have to practice some memorization, because even the glowing LCD of a smartphone will counteract the 'all the lights snuffed out' sidenote.
* Sacrifice a goat upon an altar of bone and stone! Stone, bone, and goat type unspecified in original instructions, so you must try them in all available combinations. I'm currently stuck on Anglo-Nubian goat, granite, and fossilized Megalosaurus, and as such I would suggest the next available option.
