Please stop Maecius before he does this again

[Charraj]

The following is a transcript from today demonstrating why Maecius needs to be stopped:

Maecius: [11:50 AM]
Did you know that I've actually written a BG anthem?

Charraj: [11:50 AM]
...
If I did, I chose to forget it

Maecius: [11:53 AM]
Found it.
Baldur's Gate forever!
A place unlike all others –

We who play here,
Know
your many virtues well!

Baldur's Gate, you grow
You're always getting better –

Many put,
Their hearts and souls in you!

Thus Baldur's Gate will hold its ground
And ever stronger grow,

While we, who, keep, the, Guard--
Sing Baldur's Gate forever!

Charraj: [11:54 AM]
when did you write this
:|

Maecius: [11:55 AM]
Uhhhh. Like 2010-11 maybe? Not sure.
About the same time I wrote the Candlekeep Blues song (which I also sang and recorded).
October 2010.

Charraj: [11:56 AM]
:|

Maecius: [11:56 AM]
There's the man with red eyes;
Whom they all idolize;
He may wear a dress;
But he's still the best.

Then there's Degaulle;
Who's really a doll;
And Midian Dark;
A scribe of some art.

Candlekeep's crew is
All decked out in blue; -
The best of the best;
Gonna tear you in two.

Alison Schlump;
A name excell-ump;
And Moxarr Koon;
Is really a boon.

Lucavern spies;
And Winthrop bakes pies;
While Valqis the Reader;
Has all men entreat her.

Candlekeep's team;
Nobody can cream; -
Because they're as bright,
As a plate armor's gleam.

There's Nathaniel Dusk;
Who you shouldn't trust;
And Darren Flomen;
Who's angry again.

Then we have Vauk;
A Myrkulyte cock;
And Firavain Arfaeniel;
Who few people know well.

Gotta love these guys;
And all of these gals;
They make Candlekeep
A city of pals.

Charraj: [11:59 AM]
beautiful
:|

Maecius: [11:59 AM]
Thank you! *beaming with pride*

Charraj: [12:00 PM]
but really, you shouldnt have

Maecius: [12:00 PM]
Someone's jealous I didn't do a song about Charraj. *smirks*

Charraj: [12:01 PM]
I dunno if jealousy is the right word
Maybe relief?

Maecius: [12:05 PM]
C is for Candlekeep
H is for Home
A is for the one who'll never leave you Alone!

We sing of course of Charraj, the great and wondrous Charraj, destroyer of the Gate and unmaker of the mirage!

R is for ridiculous, which he often was;
R is for rampage, which he often caused;

Charraj, charraj, we miss you ever so! Because when you're here things just go and blow!

A is for Angry, like the city was with you,
J is for Jail, in which they almost threw--

You are the one we remember as a menace! But, like Dennis, we loved you every minute!
There you go, frand.

Charraj: [12:08 PM]
:|

Maecius: [12:12 PM]
<3

Charraj: [12:22 PM]
I am tempted to post this exchange up on the forums, but I fear it would only encourage you

Maecius: [12:23 PM]
Yes probably.

[DM Gargoyle]

I'm dead
I am dead.
Maecius just killed me
Dying of laughter.

[DM Soulcatcher]

No song about me? *Hmpfh*

[Ghost]

When will the album be released?

[wangxiuming]

If DM Soulcatcher's getting one, then I want one too!

[Maecius]

Ahh, yes. Sharing me at my finest, as usual, Charraj. Look at all that gravitas and manly stoicism on display.

[DM DragonClaw]

OOOOO Now I get it...

[10:36] [Maecius Admin Work]: [DM] Dragonclaw, dragonclaw, why are you so sharp? Dragonclaw, dragonclaw, you grasp the world so tight! Dragonclaw, dragonclaw, can those things play a harp? Dragonclaw, dragonclaw, none question your great might!

[10:37] [DM DragonClaw] DM DragonClaw: [Tell] LOL

Here I thought you were drunk or lost your mind... or BOTH LOL

You know what that means eh? Even I got one before Charraj did HAHA

[Wolfrayne]

[Steve]

Maecius, Maecius
Stop that man!
If Charraj can't do it
No one can!