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What is the most funny/embarrassing trip to Myrkul for your PC?

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Sometimes stuff happens that will end up with you standing in front of Myrkul thinking..."That escalated quickly :shifty: "
Other times you stand there, thanking the gods that no one was around when you fell :mrgreen:

For me, it happned the other day.

Fenia just entered the inner part of Cloakwood, buffed and ready for what might come.

A Shadowdruid engages me and I open up by using my cloak to cast a web, fixing the druid in place while it buffs like cracy.
I fire some arrows of dispell to no avail and then moves in with the sword, being imune to the web thanks to my cloak.

Then follows a commical scene where I am not able to land a single hit, and neither is the druid.
Still being held by my web I think "I have to dispell the druids buffs"

Disengage and use my ring to cast dispel...nothing happens except that my web is disspelled

Allright...time to get out the big guns. I move further back as to not disspell my own buffs and use a scroll of greater disspell :dance:

It works! and I move in for the kill, but having moved away from the druid, I have caught the attention of two nasty spiders.
While the druid still cannot hit me, the spiders have no such truble.

Druid falls, while the spiders lands several critts on me.
Manage to kill one spider but the second one critts me again and now I am a one hit kill, should it critt me again.

I do not normally use the healingkits in combat, but this time I deside I have to make an exception. The spider is allso a one hit kill but I dare not take the chance that I will hit it, before it hits me.

Weather I am rusty or getting old, I in any case then procede to heal the SPIDER, it critts me and I find my self stareing at the boney floor in Myrkuls hall. :oops:

So if you come across a spider, with a neet bandage wandering the woods....that was Fenia.... being a ranger.... the wrong way :doh:

I was hoping some of you would share your stories too. :D
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Not quite the cool story you brought but I once died trying the different shape changes... I had several constitution items and one with toughness on top... When I turned into an iron golem I suddenly stood in the fugue.

Needs no mention that I since have a slight dislike of the iron golem shape XD.
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Many failed teleports later my party of two and myself ended up in Fugue.
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I forget where exactly we were, but a group of Zhentarim were grinding somewhere and level 18 Marietta ran ahead because I thought it was taking too long and going too slowly. She ran right into a boss or miniboss and got 1-hitted.
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K'yon Oblodra wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:10 am Not quite the cool story you brought but I once died trying the different shape changes... I had several constitution items and one with toughness on top... When I turned into an iron golem I suddenly stood in the fugue.

Needs no mention that I since have a slight dislike of the iron golem shape XD.
Well I certainly did not feel very cool :lol:

Magic can be a dubbeledged sword at times ;)
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Leramak wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:43 pm Many failed teleports later my party of two and myself ended up in Fugue.
A bridge(teleport) too far? :lol: :lol:
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AgentOrange wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:58 pm I forget where exactly we were, but a group of Zhentarim were grinding somewhere and level 18 Marietta ran ahead because I thought it was taking too long and going too slowly. She ran right into a boss or miniboss and got 1-hitted.
Ouch! Scouting is overrated anyways :lol: ;)
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I joined a DM Event.

“I was just standing there....”

Thanks Sparty! :evil: :naughty:

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Steve wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:01 pm I joined a DM Event.

“I was just standing there....”

Thanks Sparty! :evil: :naughty:
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Unequipping a constitution item.
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Grinding wyverns get killed by a danger chicken raised shortly after. Then seven seconds after die to a nat one well disabling a trapped chest :roll:
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I died to an epic fire trap looting the Frost Giant King's chest in the Frost Keep. I guess he doesn't trust his own soldiers.



I also died to my boots logging in to the server. The server even gave the kill to my boots.
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Menolly died due to the appearance changer. I had just made her and she has very low Constitution and I was obviously oblivious to the fact that she was taking damage for each quick click to the appearance I wanted. >.<
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