Lil' Bugga's
“Morning and evening
Maids heard the goblins cry:
'Come buy our orchard fruits,
Come buy, come buy or die.”
Goblins were a race of small and numerous goblinoids common throughout Toril, often living in underground caverns near the surface known as lairs. The race was often, though not always, dominated by other goblinoids, most commonly hobgoblins. Goblins may have, in fact, been initially created by this related race to serve as scouts and infiltrators. But let me tell you a tale of when Goblins fought fiercely, and summoned demons. Oh yes, those lil bugga's were a bucket ol trouble. It all happened when I was traveling through the town of Beregost with tiefling pirate and a Rat.
Terra Tosscobble: We saw smoke
Beregost Militia: Be careful out there.
Layla Zaisis: "Amnian attacks maybe?"
Terra Tosscobble: Maybe.. came to help if it's needed
Katrina Red'fox: Why would Amnians attack Beregost?
Beregost Militia: Amnian? No. Those damn goblins are up to something. The little bastards took out three wagons worth of goods!
Sugar Applebottom: Three wagons hmm? We should go look
Katrina Red'fox: Oh a caravan raid.....mmmh good times........ER I mean THOSE BASTARDS
Sel: "Goblins?!" *He spits to the ground* "Little buggers being a problem eh? ...Oh..three...wa.." *He suddenly grins* "Where this happen at?"
Beregost Militia: I wouldn't go out there kid.
Sugar Applebottom: I'm not a kid !
Layla Zaisis: "You have never seen a halfling before?" "With Gullykin a stones throw?"
Beregost Militia: *Looks to Layla* You must be the mother. Listen lady, I just moved here for the guard work. I never heard of a Gullykin.
Layla Zaisis: "... Were you perhaps dropped on your head?"
Sel: "Look good man, yer nae seen nuthin, unless yer seen a pair of feisty halflin's, that be fer sure."
Yuutsu Nezumi: where-where are these gobo-things, Rat would like to murder-kill those filthy-gross little creatures...
Beregost Militia: Depends. Who is Rat?
Sel: *He thumbs to Yuutsu an grins* This a Rat, and she eats goblins."
Beregost Militia: Well heres how it is. We dont give a damn about the cargo. We just need these damn goblins dealt with.
Sel: "Lets go Plund...I mean...stop the Goblins! Come on Rat, easy pickins...Find them Wagons!"

And so we went to help stop the Goblin raids, and defend the outskirts of Beregost. And look for the cargo the three wagons had, well that was my interest. After all some of us was only here to see what we could pillage and plunder. However, what that blimey Beregost soldier fail to share with us, was that these were persistent, barracad'n, ambush'n, fire bomb throw'n, worg rid'n, demon summon'n lil bugger's! The smirkishes came in waves and so much that I've lost count to just how much. Fire was everywhere. Trees aflame, smoked filled the air. Lucky most of us manage to resist the thick smoke from engulfing our lungs.
The battle was fierce, arrows zipped past my head from some pointy ear archer. A group ol halflings, leapin and jumpin all them goblins back stabb'n them to death. Other men had answered the call and took to arms battling the little troublesome critters. Oddly tho , I swore I kept hearin some fokin cat "Meowing".
The visceral chants of the goblins can be heard,
as their shamans emerge from the mouth of the cave.
From the top of the mine, goblins stand tossing down fire bombs!
A gust of smoke fills the air,
all around the surrounding area it becomes more difficult to breathe.
Something can be heard screamed from above by the goblins and their fire flasks!
The sounds of drums continue to beat as the forest is pelted with fire!
The goblins can be heard chittering in the shadows!
Templar of Lathander: *He screams as he is set on fire from the exploding goblin*
Sel: "Oh bugga.." *He looked at the dying Templar then glances around and quickly moves away from the Templar while trying to keep an eye out for wagons*
Pouring out of the mouth of the cave seems to be something different.
Something other worldly. The creatures move quickly towards Beregost!
Sel: "Buggers kilt one ol the Templars!..Oh blimey wot the hell is that?...."
Katrina Red'fox: That's lookin' mighty ugly!
The Lathanderite's collapsed under the heavy blows of these strange creatures!
Sel:"Wait Demons? Aint no one said anythin about no blimey demons!"
Sorin: *picks up a small rock puts it away in a small bag*
What the hells is that man doing?

Yup, blimey Goblins..nasty little buggers. Scary demons too! Oh and hell one was fly'n around and shite. Craziest thing I eva seen, tough bugga too! Zippin around all slippery and wot not.

But I'll tell ya sumth'n, them little bugga's scored on them wagons. Cause when it was all done, some ol us manage to come back to Roaringshore, spilling what we took from the Goblin's. Easy pick'ns I tell ya. Even brought back one ol them Goblins that was turnt to stone. Yup gonna save that for souvenir. Too bad that whole area was set on fire. Lil bugga's.
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