Tonight she found herself at one of the many inns where she leaned against the bar, drink in hand, watching the rabble of an earlier brawl around her. She was one of the few patrons left standing. She hadn’t even participated in the fight between a couple of adventurers and locals!
One might wonder what she was about. It’s unlikely however that she was like those adventurers, chasing glory or treasure. Nor did she seemed the type who was after answering the greater questions of life. Or perhaps even more elusive, seeking insight and revelation. It simply was hard to guess what she was telling herself when she turned over to the barkeep ordering yet another mug of ale.
“ ‘ey! Hey you there! Yeah you at the bar, little gal!” A gruff voice from across the room interrupted her alcoholic reverie. “You think you are better than us? Not helping one goddam’ hand here?” The large scarred man was one of the adventurers, and carried a sword bigger than Tin-Tin was.
He sneered as he watched her drink her mug and motioned with the tip of his weapon. “Bet you can’t even stand straight without falling over.”
“I really don’t like to stand straight anyways. I rather… flow.” Tin-Tin’s lips curved into a lazy, carefree smile as she took a long, exaggerated sip from her mug. “Flow, like beer…Mmm… beer.”
The man scoffed. “Flow huh? Let’s see how you flow when I kick your butt for not helping out.”
Metal glinted in the dim light, a signal for the bartender to duck under the counter.
What happened next was a blur. The man’s swing was swift, but Tin-Tin no longer was in the exact spot where she had been standing. Her movement may have appeared erratic, but also had been impossible to predict. She had moved like… liquid.
Tin-Tin stood next to the blade which sat now sunken in the wood of the tap. Stuck. She sighed and tipped her mug towards the man in a mock salute before she started to move away from him towards the door. Definitely not in a straight line… and likely never going to be.
At that point the tall adventurer managed to pull his sword out and lashed out at her.
Tin-Tin simply swayed and he missed. Again. This time however she spun around. And although it may have appeared like a drunk lashing out aimlessly, her fist somehow managed to connect with his head. Another second later a sword clattered to the floor.
While it took a moment for the man to register he just had been disarmed by a drunk girl, Tin-Tin swayed again, looking for all the world like she might collapse at any time now. Only she didn’t. She did however step forward and put her mug against the man’s lips. “Beer?” She asked.
“Uhh…?” The man kinda froze, his eyes wide with confusion.
Tin-Tin paid no mind to any spectators laughing with the situation. Instead her free hand shot forward, hitting him squarely on the side of his jaw. The sound of the impact was a solid thwack, and the troublemaker’s eyes glazed over before his body slumped down like a bag of potatoes.
At that point the inn’s door flew open and the Flaming Fist saw Tin-Tin right in the middle of things. The sergeant rose his beating stick at her. “You there! No sudden moves! You’re being arrested!”
What followed were the guards dragging her off through the rain.
Rumor has it right before she was taken she hiccupped strongly, and towards the unconscious patrons had offered an uncoordinated, half-hearted gesture with her hand against the side of her head saying : “Pleasure sharing drinks. Gods rest ye merry gentlemen.” What was remarkable was how said hand totally missed its mark, landing somewhere near her forehead, while she had offered such a well-aimed blow earlier. And when she was taken into custody her head had been tilted in a carefree, lopsided way, with a sloppy grin.
Later rumors and whispers described how she single-handedly had beaten up an entire band of adventurers. And how she had been outdrinking even dwarven miners near the tap. One source rumored her fists just had to be guided by one of the gods.
None however knew her true story. Which was hard to tell now that she was being put behind bars.
And that on her first day in town!
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