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Halo Deity wrote:
Zanniej wrote:
Halo Deity wrote:
Ditto. Can we track him down? I have an underused frying pan that may come in handy.
But a frying pan only does 1d6 damage :roll:
It's heavy based and my height offers an advantage; offering an amazing damage bonus should it really be a male. Pretty sure I can duel wield too.

*practices; flipping pancakes*
You should be able to dual-wield it, since it's a medium weapon, though I'm unsure whether your height makes a difference (and whether you're tall enough for it to make a difference).

Though practicing with pancakes is a great idea. I think the entire community would like some, so now that you're busy anyway! ;-)
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Zanniej wrote:But a frying pan only does 1d6 damage :roll:
It' s gonna be a sneak attack :twisted:
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Halo Deity wrote:*practices; flipping pancakes*
Hey, be careful with DM Pancake.
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"Nom nom nom nom, mhphm" *swallows* "wait, what...that was DM PANCAKE!" *attempts to evacuate DM Pancake from his gullet*

Sorry Pancake, that may have gotten a bit...messy.
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DM Ghost wrote:
Halo Deity wrote:*practices; flipping pancakes*
Hey, be careful with DM Pancake.

Pancake and Ditto truly found a way into the common speech of us, common rabble.
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Two men walk into a restaurant, the first says:
"I would like a pancake"
The second says:
"Ditto"
We just lost two DM's :o

*walks away in shame for the terrible joke he just made*

EDIT: I wish to apologize to the waste of life and suffering people might have had after reading this. I'll try to never do it again. . . maybe . . .
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You people are the worst and the best! :lol:
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And my Toolset is working again. :D :geek:
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I thought I heard screams. Turns out it was just my stomach rumbling.


I think.


*evil grin *
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Zanniej wrote:Two men walk into a restaurant, the first says:
"I would like a pancake"
The second says:
"Ditto"
We just lost two DM's :o

*walks away in shame for the terrible joke he just made*

EDIT: I wish to apologize to the waste of life and suffering people might have had after reading this. I'll try to never do it again. . . maybe . . .
I Echo your sentiments.
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DM Echo wrote:
Zanniej wrote:Two men walk into a restaurant, the first says:
"I would like a pancake"
The second says:
"Ditto"
We just lost two DM's :o

*walks away in shame for the terrible joke he just made*

EDIT: I wish to apologize to the waste of life and suffering people might have had after reading this. I'll try to never do it again. . . maybe . . .
I Echo your sentiments.
I feel I need to shed some light on this situation...
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LuxA wrote:
DM Echo wrote:
Zanniej wrote:Two men walk into a restaurant, the first says:
"I would like a pancake"
The second says:
"Ditto"
We just lost two DM's :o

*walks away in shame for the terrible joke he just made*

EDIT: I wish to apologize to the waste of life and suffering people might have had after reading this. I'll try to never do it again. . . maybe . . .
I Echo your sentiments.
I feel I need to shed some light on this situation...
I always wonder:
Can LuxaFlex?
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Too many puns in this thread...
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DM Pun Pun wrote:Too many puns in this thread...
Out you go, we can't use even more puns!

EDIT: Kidding Pun Pun, you're always welcome.

EDIT 2: Makes me wonder, is this what Pun intended?
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Zanniej wrote:
DM Pun Pun wrote:Too many puns in this thread...
Out you go, we can't use even more puns!

EDIT: Kidding Pun Pun, you're always welcome.

EDIT 2: Makes me wonder, is this what Pun intended?
*edit deleted because can't stop shameful cringing*
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