Gerta

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The Two Faces of Gerta

Name: Gerta Rotheart
Gender: It's Gert-a to ye all, 'n don't ye be fergettin' ta add th' "A" *puffs out her chest*
Age: *raises fist* Ne'er ye bloody mind!
Race: Bleedin' obvious! DWARF!
Class: A fighter, defender an' will be a mistress 'o the halberd! *lifts chin proudly*
Alignment: Kin swing both ways providin' me honour is kept 'n me pockets are full
Deity: Haela Brightaxe
Height: Tall o'nuff fer one 'o me kind
Weight: *raises fist* Ne'er ye bloody mind!
Hair: Red, like me name, nature 'n armour...'n no..don't be askin' me where tha beard went! *raises fist again*
Armour: Heavy 'n red
Weapon Of Choice: Halberd and shield

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Gerta, while cleaning and filing her nails with the point and edge of the halberd blade, notices the sign for the "DDD", smacks her lips at the thought of "lootin' with a bunch 'o her own kind" followed by some "tale-tellin' o'er a jug 'o the ale". She has only one reservation, takes a moment to ponder on this requirement and decides to seek out a member of this group to discuss it in more depth, preferably over a drink!

Which she did. She met up with Grognabbit and Gumli and promptly told them what she thought of "mask-wearin'" for one thing "twas downright ugly", that it covered their "gorgeous growths" of which she was envious, her own chin lacking in beard, much to her sadness. She actually had two issues with their requirements, her family colour was red. She'd not be givin' up her family armour colours, nor wear mask, reliant on the fresh air to encourage her beard growth again - indeed if funny hat wearin' were needed...a big horned open face helm would be much more suitable in her opinion. After a "bit 'o debatin' " they agreed that provided she just wear the white cloak..they'd let her in the DDD! She now just had to get one 'o them cloaks...and a delver she would be!.

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Something tickled her making her chuckle heartily over her ale. Depending on who else had joined the "DDD", if twer only Grognabbit, Gumli and Gerta so far...perhaps a better title for the group would be "GGG-DDD"?

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Hmm....no much 'o adventure of late but taday....quite a bit.

Met up with a skinny bint wi a dagger...found out she were a waggle finger..'name 'o Merlinda...she got her a rabbit...tasty lookin' critter 'n all.

I bats me eyelashes at this cute lookin' dwarf...name 'o Rugnar....strong lookin' laddie 'ee was..'n after Skazz Stormforge pukin' in me presence...kinda reassurin' that there be some normal male dwarves out there...not humanised.

Orc..half orc...were temptin' ta knock 'is block orf but I kept me peace...ended up he were not unfriendly..hated his orcish side..per'aps I kin be livin' wi that..will see.

Undeads...lots 'o 'em...fell in wi skinny bint, th'cutie Rugnar, th' half orc and a couple o others, waggle finger 'n a human in plate ta follow 'em. Were quite an adventure...vampires, wraiths 'n skellingtons . Was fun...bashing spirits 'n bones....bin a while. Must git out more.