Buurk gerz bio

[narcaleptic]

First Name: Buurk
Last Name: Gerz

Appearance:
This massive Half orc looks stronger than a mule and handsome as half orcs come, he stands over seven feet tall, his fangs are larger and protrud outwords more than the average half orc. Massive axes dangle from his back, on one of the cleavers a orcish word is written in big bold letters Friend. He wears hide armor mixed with various animal furs and tokens from defeated enemies such as a jawbone belt buckle and Lizard skin boots, not to mention a large bag of dried salted hearts draped over his shoulder along with a few fresh ones. *he looks to you and says in a deep childlike tone* Hi'z! meb Buurk! wut youz nam?

Race: Half orc
Age: 47
Height: 7'4"
Weight: 462
Eyes: Grey/green
Hair: *bald face and head*
Facial Hair: none

Personality Profile:

General Health: Superb he could not look or feel better, benchs dead oak tree's every morning before smashing stuff
Deity: Illmater
Initial Alignment: Chaotic nuetral
Profession: Smasher of things, keeper of doggies, protector
( all animals besides rats,mice are doggies in buurks eyes ) *Gets very exicted when he see's a animal*
Base Class & Proposed Development: Unknown
Habits/Hobbies: Smashing stuff (a habit and hobbie) Drooling (habit) Speaking very loud (habit) Talking to anyone who
is around weather they like him or not (habit)
Languages: common, orcish, draconic
Weapon of Choice: Greataxe

Fears: Oversized spiders, rats or mice, veggies(alurgic), gnomes, failing a given task
(cannot bring himself to fight a spider he cant crush under his boot, *runs in fear*)
ratz and mouzez try nest in buurk hair meb no lik.
Vebbiblez mak buurk swell upz
gnomez juz scary, mez not no why

Goals: making friends.

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