Rosie's Book

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The entries, while neatly lined and spaced are scrawled in a childlike handwriting.

Rosies Book
by Primrose Gardener

Herein I shall rite stuff sos I wont ferget it, cause shud I ferget it I cud lose my way. For Arvoreen, PG

Balders Gate, Eleasis 23, 1351

Well I got here ok even tho the ship was full of stupid big folk horkin an pukin all over the place cause they were huge seasick an the deck was all slipry an the rales wernt set up for any little folk an I cudve slid rite under em and drownd. But I dint an Im here. The docks aint much difrent then Waterdeep or Amn or I guess anyplace else all crowded down with warhouses an stuff and smelly like lo tide rotten fish.

It aint to bad tho since theres more stupid big folk here that need my Champeen skills like the stupid boat captin that lost all his crew out drinkin an the dumy that got stuck makin delivrys all over town an the nokshus army guy with his dum wepins he left at Gonds. Sum other stupid folks too but thats like it is in all big folk citys I guess. Sos I used my Champeen skills and did good but dint really get to smite evil or nothin since its town an all the Fists are walkin round makin shur evil hides an stuff.

Sos I look the place over an its not that big for bein big an I get outside wear all the farms an stuff are. Oh yea almost forgot the merchent hall guy that got his stuff stolens why I went out rite away. Out theres more stupid big folk farmer types that need my Champeen skills an I go an do that then smite some evil bandit guys in a cave and get stolen stuff an wolf skins an get coin for all that sos I can by better stuff. Then theres this stupid wizerd guy that wants bones from the graveyard and gives me coin for that an wants me to deliver a letter to nother stupid guy in some ruin place sumwhere. I aint done that yet tho cause I went there an theres all kobols an stuff an I smited em all on the top floor but no stupid guy needin a letter an I got tired sos I went back to Balders an got a room an all the rooms are set up for big folk so its not real cozy or nuthin.

Oh an I almos fergot the guys that needd my Champeen skills to go an do stuff with statchus in sum hole in the ground sumwear. I was mitey confused bout where we were all runnin round to an what the hole point was but we only got like 2 of the 4 statchus to work or talk or watever they was posed to do. Anyway that was grate fun an lots of smitin and tunnel runnin and gabbin with some not supid big folk who all treeted me good an I helpd out.

Oh an theres sum big war with deders up north an mebbe I can use my Champeen skills an do sum real portant smitin!

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Balders Gate, Eleasis 24, 1351

I need a list sos I dont ferget of good folks met so far that I can still remember. See thats why I need to rite stuff down.

- Carla the dwarf
- James the human
- Macar or watever the druid guy with the cute bear
- that scary half orc from the statchus avenchur that gave me the bracers an dint want no money for it I think his name was William
- Durzo the Nite guy with the merchent dad (add E 27)

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Friendly Arms Inn, Eleasis 27, 1351

So I finally got round to dliverin that letter an it was funny. I go down stares at that ruin place and theres a hole bunch of weerd folks that aint quite like human folks like shamens and swordsfolk and all weerd stuff and theres imps to but I smited em all an then theres this teeny weeny baby dragon that was cute but it attakt me so I had to smite it to. I got sad. Then I found the stupid wizerd or whatever guy an hes in some cage jail thing havin a merry ol time so he dont even want to leave that smelly basement place. Some folks are just reely stupid. Anyways I give him the letter an leave then go farther south to here, the Inn thats so fameus and ownt by the nome guy. So here I am! Since hes a nome this place got some right size rooms that ar reel cozy. Yay!

O yea, afore I stayd here I got some dum supplys from Bergost for stupid ol Martz. It got changed a lot since I left. Theres the Amns an all the bildings look new and all the town folks are all winy bout stuff. Parently there was some big battel or sumtin tween Balders and the Amns. I hope Gullykins alrite.

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Balders Gate, Eleint 5, 1351

Ooh! I met James again today. Yay! And it turnt into a big thing that Ill rite bout a bit later.

FIrst tho I was dun dealin with the giberish folk in their cave cause I herd they were bein skurjes and needin smitin so I did so. Then I come back to the Inn an theres this wizerd gal or sumsuch sellin wands that are pretty ok but cost a lot so I said I cudnt aford one even tho I cud but I was savin for a new sword so it wernt a real lie. Honest.

Sos after I freshen up a bit I go back out and theres James talkin to her. Hes blushin bout some elf gal he likes an shes all ribbin him bout it sayin elfs cant be trust and stuff and I had to take her to task on that so I did! Cept for the Rilyfane ones, shes rite on that count. An maybe some others like Shevrsh hes kinda weerd. But anyways not the usual specially Corelon ones. Wich I think she is cause James asks bout clerics and smiles when I say stuff bout Corelons. I learnt bout that from the elfs that stayd with us for a while.

So Im tryn to get info on this elf gal but they start askin all bout me an ifin I wanna join with them. Huh? I say. I dunno even who yu all are cept that I kinda well reely like James cause hes a goodly seemin big folk who treets me with good respekt. So the wizerd gal says Im Terry of the feenix company an Im you mean the guys that er fiten the deaders up north? I thout that was phoenix, not feenix. Whatever, silly words cause its the same! And James is with them to and wants me to all join up.

Well, I wernt born yesterday. Im a Champeen an cant just go plej myslef to some folk cause they say there good. Even if they seem so. Sos I ack all cagy and stuff an ask bout how ther with the Radient Hart folks. Terry says she knows the Arkane guy who I herd is the boss of the local Harts. Still not the best dorsment, rite? The she talks bout some Lady Wei or Way or sumsuch an says its there moral avisor. Makes me wonder... you need a avisor? Dontcha no if yer doin good or not? Anyways since I like James Ill prolly go talk with her. No I defnitly will.

Then hes all like lets go do sumptin together and we go south past Bergost to the wyverns. Hes from Bergost but dint want to talk bout it. Im guessin theres some badness there and dint press. We got to the wyverns, there not so tuff, I killt a couple myself! An I grabbed a egg for weerd ol Ragefast that wizerd guy who sayd he wanted one.

Anyway James had to go so I started back to Balders to give Ragefas his egg but I started feelin gilty. Those wyverns wernt skurjin or botherin any folk that dint bother them an I just went and killt a couple an stole a egg. Top it all off I get to Ragefast an hes all slobberin and actin all pervy that I got him a egg. Hes prolly doin perverty stuff with it an I helpd out. Yuck. May Arvoreen forgiv me an I promise I wont help that stupid ol perv again. Now I gotta do some penants hope I find some folk in reel bad need.