Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Darradarljod · Unread post by **Darradarljod** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:56 am

"Counter Strike"
Base Item: Dagger
Special abilities
Bonus Feat: Dash

Rhifox · Unread post by **Rhifox** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:05 am

Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.

Charraj · Unread post by **Charraj** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:42 am

MJOLNIR Armor
Base Armor Class: 8
Maximum Dexterity Bonus: 3
Armor Check Penalty: -3
Arcane Spell Failure: 25%
Feats Required: Medium Armor
Base Item: Armor
Weight: 25 pound(s)
Material: Metal (Mithral)

Ability Bonus: Strength +4
Ability Bonus: Dexterity +4
On Use: Premonition (30)

Stonebar · Unread post by **Stonebar** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:28 am

"Counter Strike"
Base Item: Dagger
Special abilities
Bonus Feat: Dash

"Scissors of Running"
Base Item: Dagger
Special abilities
Bonus Feat: Dash
Upon rolling a one on any Reflex save; Gain the now needed property
Bonus Feat: Blind-Fighting

Your mother was right!

freekender · Unread post by **freekender** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:05 am

Chuck Norris's Beard

Base item: Helmet
Ability bonus: Strength +20
Ability bonus: Dexterity +20
Ability bonus: Constitution +20
Bonus feat: all
On use: Finger of Death (99)
Only useable by Chaotic Good
Special property: no UMD check allowed in order to equip this item

A strange aura of extreme power emanates from this red beard. Whoever wears it achieves the power to slay even a deity in the name of goodness. However, the wearer completely loses the capacity of emote any facial expression.

Tantive · Unread post by **Tantive** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:24 am

freekender wrote:Chuck Norris's Beard

A cataclysme will happen when Ivan's beard meets, ...this

Stonebar · Unread post by **Stonebar** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:07 pm

Kehl's Stonehold's beard IS the ancestral soul of Chuck Norris's beard

Rolled up newspaper of Smiting
Base Item: Club
- 2 Attack penalty
- 5 Damage penalty
+ 7 Enhancement bonus vs. insects, and animals
On hit: Dispell summons

SPIDER! Or... "No bad Panther, no bite the Elf!" Followed by lots of blood as cat's don't take kindly to being swatted.

thids · Unread post by **thids** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:15 pm

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