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Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:56 am
by Darradarljod
"Counter Strike"
Base Item: Dagger
Special abilities
Bonus Feat: Dash

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:05 am
by Rhifox
Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:42 am
by Charraj
MJOLNIR Armor
Base Armor Class: 8
Maximum Dexterity Bonus: 3
Armor Check Penalty: -3
Arcane Spell Failure: 25%
Feats Required: Medium Armor
Base Item: Armor
Weight: 25 pound(s)
Material: Metal (Mithral)

Ability Bonus: Strength +4
Ability Bonus: Dexterity +4
On Use: Premonition (30)

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:28 am
by Stonebar
"Counter Strike"
Base Item: Dagger
Special abilities
Bonus Feat: Dash
"Scissors of Running"
Base Item: Dagger
Special abilities
Bonus Feat: Dash
Upon rolling a one on any Reflex save; Gain the now needed property
Bonus Feat: Blind-Fighting

Your mother was right!

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:05 am
by freekender
Chuck Norris's Beard

Base item: Helmet
Ability bonus: Strength +20
Ability bonus: Dexterity +20
Ability bonus: Constitution +20
Bonus feat: all
On use: Finger of Death (99)
Only useable by Chaotic Good
Special property: no UMD check allowed in order to equip this item

A strange aura of extreme power emanates from this red beard. Whoever wears it achieves the power to slay even a deity in the name of goodness. However, the wearer completely loses the capacity of emote any facial expression.

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:24 am
by Tantive
freekender wrote:Chuck Norris's Beard
A cataclysme will happen when Ivan's beard meets, ...this

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:07 pm
by Stonebar
Kehl's Stonehold's beard IS the ancestral soul of Chuck Norris's beard :D

Rolled up newspaper of Smiting
Base Item: Club
- 2 Attack penalty
- 5 Damage penalty
+ 7 Enhancement bonus vs. insects, and animals
On hit: Dispell summons

SPIDER! Or... "No bad Panther, no bite the Elf!" Followed by lots of blood as cat's don't take kindly to being swatted.

Re: Items that don't exist and probably shouldn't

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:15 pm
by thids
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