Buurk ger'z burger and lemonade stand!

[narcaleptic]

( I don't have the game ATM but I couldn't resist opening up some rp with you guys and gals again!)

*atop a small hill on the lionsway trade road sits a small crudely constructed stand, a very large halforc stands behind it cooking food. Wearing a set of old mithril platemail with a white chefs hat on he yells!*

Git your burgerz! Buurk tasty meatz so so gooz! All naturalz 110% beef! buurk thinkz?! No soy mebz think too!! 5 coppers! OoH! Mebz have drunkz too! It called lemun... Lemunatez? *he has trouble pronouncing the word as his overly large tusk like teeth get in the way* * he smiles a toothy smile, a small bit of drool begins to seep out, but he quickly wipes it up with a hanky from His back pocket.* (13 charisma) * he looks happy and somewhat well manored for a halforc, though his sausage sized fingers make it hard for him to grasp his cooking tool and flip the meat*

(First person that walks up) heyz, umm can you flip datz for buurk pleaze?

[Montleberry]

*A fat, short man in farmers garb stops at the stand upon hearing Buurk's request. Edmund gives him a cautious but friendly smile after looking him over for a moment.*

"Well. Er, sure fella." *flips the patty with the skill of a fat man who knows his way around a kitchen*

*wiping sweat from his brow after leaning over the cooker* "Now, funny I should find ya here fella, as it turn out I be rather peckish. I'd be obliged if ya fix me up four of them patties

*looks down at the large dog at his feet* "Er. Better make it five."

"Take a jug of ya lemon- water too if it please ya."

*rummages in his coin purse*

[narcaleptic]

*Buurk springs into action at His first customer, he prepares the requested order packaging the food into a small bag. The bag has the face of a smiling half orc stick figure drawn on the side. He hands the goods to the short chubby fellow.*

Tanks! buurk sell foodz! Good foodz! *he bellows out a ear shattering laugh HA HA HA HA! And then see's the animal. He stops laughing and his jaw drops, his eyes get really REALLY big and he shouts* DOGGIE!! MEBZ PET!! * he moves towards the dog flailing his arms and stomping about like a overgrown child, a grin from ear to ear giggling like a 5 year old. He gets on all fours and crawls towards the dog, drool seeps out his mouth and down His chin as he Reach's out to pet the dogs head*

[Montleberry]

*the friendly dog who has seen far weirder things around the coast submits to the drooling attention as Ed grins at the scene. Elmer takes the opportunity to lick grease from Buurk's fingers*

"Well fella, I got me chores to see to. Thank ya for the feed" *holds his bag up*

"El 'n I be on our way now. Do hope to be seein a fella around. Er. name's Edmund, but most find Ed do nice."

*pats his leg to signal the dog before turning to head up the Trade Way.*

"C'mon El, let's leave a fella to see to his trade eh?" *turns to to Buurk as he heads off.*

"Bounty of the Earthmother to ya."

[narcaleptic]

*gets up and grins* erff mudder yup! Illmaturz protekz youz! *holds up a illmater necklace as ed walks away* mebz name Buurk! Uhh.. Buurk da so so handsum halb orczes! Bye!

[narcaleptic]

*buurk moves his stand over to the beach near the old lighthouse south of candles keep. He sets up and while awaiting travelers he plays with a old row boat on the beach.*

Dum de dum! Ooooooh!! Der a hole on da boat at da bottems ob da Beach! Der a fish in da hole on da buat at da bottem ob da beach! Der a hook in da mouths ob da fish in da hole on da bottem ob da beach! Der a string on da hook on da fish in da hole at da bottem ob da beach! Der a pole on da string on da hook on da fish in da hole at da bottem ob da beach!! Der a BUURK on da pole on da string on da hook on da fish in da hole at da bottem ob da beach!!! Cuzz buurk catchz it!!! HA HA HA HA!!! Mebz so funniez.. *snorts, with a toothy smile*

[Darkcloud777]

Heading south along the coast Terri Lalani would stop in astonishment upon seeing the familiar figure of Burk as he entertained himself with the rowboat.

"Burk?" Tentatively states. "You came back to the sword coast? It's me Terri." A brief smile. "What have you been doing with yourself all this time? " looks over at the primitive food cart further up the beach. "You opened a restaurant? Good for you! "

[narcaleptic]

Hullo! Buurk has been gone lung times, him go explore da worldz! Find many badz, but also goodz whule him waz gone. Buurk also find lost family that still live, and surprises dat buurk never knows about *nods* mebz happy be home now. *snorts and pulls up the fish* hungy?

[Darkcloud777]

I wish i had time period. Come by the Phoenix company Lodge when you get a chance. I would love to have you sit down and tell me you r stories. " she would then give details on how 2 find the lodge then continue south towards Beregost.