Ronja leaves small stack of copies on the table within the Anchor. She tells John to inform anyone entering that it is the story they all made yesterday at the event. Anyone would be told they are welcome to grab a copy with them.
. . .
Ronja Leonhart: Once upon a time.... Looks at Nat
Natariél: in the mountains far to the north...
Dimitry Kolovitz: there was a shady man , telling lies to everyone he met...
Alrik Olafsson: ...until he met a goblin with a chicken. Thus...
he nods
Lannia Ranloss: he was simply too confused to lie! The Chicken spoke saying, "
Derik Ranloss: "Greetings, good sir. My name is Sir Cluck, and this is my pet Goblin, Harold."
Reineke Villame: The man looked at the chicken, and reached into his pocket.
Ronja Leonhart: Out of the pocket he pulled a sock puppet.
Taevernira Fjord: A day's travel their weary legs carry them forward.
Natariél: After a day of walking with the sock puppet they reached the house of a dwarf.
Dimitry Kolovitz: The dwarf was a mad hermit, and started chasing them with a flail made of a spiked skull, shouting...
Lannia Ranloss: ties her hair under her chin to make an epic dwarf beard. She is -ready- for her turn
Alrik Olafsson: Shouting "You stole my nose, you gnomes!"
Lannia Ranloss: Yes, he was quite insane. "GIT OFF ME LAND YE LOT OF SHITE SUCKING, ELF-LUBBING GRUNTS! BY THE SNOT OF ALL THE DEEP DWARVES YOU SMELT LIKE ME MAS FEET, GO AND BOIL YER BOTTOMS WITH GRUMBAR'S SPIT!" ++
Lannia Ranloss: ahem He yelled on incoherantly
she curtseys and sits back down
Lannia Ranloss: she wiggles her chin to make the beard dance
Derik Ranloss: Poor Roland the Pet Goblin was deeply upset by this barrage of insults, for he was truly a soft hearted goblin...
Taevemira Fjord: Yet the socket puppets heart could not be contained, for true love hath overcome it's heart as it eyed the angry dwarf as if for the first time, being moved like never before
Taevemira Fjord: might assume that that socket puppet is the goblins metaphorical alter-ego
Natariél: The man the goblin, the chicken and the puppet ran away from the angry dwarf.
Dimitry Kolovitz: Or at least the thought they ran... , the dwarf was waiting them behind a rock... and ambushed them , roteating the flail over his head , and finally striking a smashing blow on...
Alrik Olafsson: ...on the goblin, whose head became a mush of blood and bones, because...
Lannia Ranloss: His skull was as soft as his heart. He fell the chicken Squaked and ran in another direct, abandoning the liar and the sock puppet with the crazed berserker dwarf.
wiggles her stache
Derik Ranloss: Terrified, the liar with his sock puppet Gerald stared into the face of what they were sure would be their doom, when all of a sudden...
Taevemira Fjord: The dwarves kneeds began to buckle as the earth beneath him gave way.
Lannia Ranloss: And the GODS themselves did intervene! AAaggggghhhh
unties her beard
Lannia Ranloss: falls into Derik's side
Natariél: The dwarf fell down into a deep, dark hole and... land on a soft mushroom.
Dimitry Kolovitz: The liar and the sock puppet were shocked , and peered down the hole to see what happened to the mad hermit , until Gerald...
Alrik Olafsson: ...showed his true form: he was a dragon, and ate both the dwarf and the liar and the mushroom. Only the chicken remained, so...
Lannia Ranloss: he took flight, stopping to eat the goblin because he did not wish to be wasteful. He found the chicken and...
Taevemira Fjord: and so the realms were saved on this very eve not ten years ago?
shrugs
Natariél: The dragon and the chicken got married and everyone lifed happily.
Ronja Leonhart: The end! -
She chuckles.