And this is funny, but in IG irritates the crap out of me. People can be so picky about the smallest stuff.
A few NEW ha ha's worth
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ohboy007
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Pssh, whatever. I will give him no props because he's just letting those low levels take the spotlight due to the fact that he's too busy smoking the doobie.
The Red Sorceress Sabel Faeria
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
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dogo
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
"Out of my way, you soul-sucking scum! Leave now, lest I unleash the lethal power of my ancestor's tableware! Leave now, lest I use this spoon to scoop out your shadowly innards!"
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ohboy007
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
This is more like, "OMG you've got to be kidding me funny." No one was hurt thankfully.
The Red Sorceress Sabel Faeria
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)
"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."
Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)
"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
- Hoihe
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
The UFO: "Look, Vrattni! Where did this Energy come from?"
"I don't know Krashniil, but now we have enough energy to discover other planets!"
For life to be worth living, afterlife must retain individuality, personal identity and memories without fail - https://www.sageadvice.eu/do-elves-reta ... afterlife/
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
A character belongs only to their player, and only them. And only the player may decide what happens.
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DM Nilbog
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blue_penguin
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/
Has this been posted here yet? I think it's relevant to our interests.
This one in particular!
Has this been posted here yet? I think it's relevant to our interests.
This one in particular!
Calemir Uthor - Retired.
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dogo
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
"Invoker: I open the doorblue_penguin wrote:http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/
Has this been posted here yet? I think it's relevant to our interests.
This one in particular!
DM: You see three dire boars
Invoker: I close the door"
LOL great
"Out of my way, you soul-sucking scum! Leave now, lest I unleash the lethal power of my ancestor's tableware! Leave now, lest I use this spoon to scoop out your shadowly innards!"
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
xD*After having left the party to get my Warforged’s mummy rot cured and running for about 20 hours straight, I was chased down by a griffon right near the edge of town.*
DM: The griffon dives to attack you. *Rolls a 1*
Everyone at the table: …
DM: The griffin takes 40 falling damage and you get an AoO.
Me: I punch the griffon. *Rolls*
DM: It hits for 8 damage. It’s now your turn.
Me: I attack again. *Rolls*
DM: It hits for 12 damage. You just killed a griffon by yourself…
Me: Whoo! What’d I get?
DM: 200 gold and… *Stares dumbfounded.* A ring of feather falling…
Everyone at the table: *Uncontrollable laughter*
DM: He was not wearing it, apparently.
Za'than Za'amal(Elsewhere!)
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
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DM Nilbog
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Go home and be a familly cat!
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Warning, may make you cringe.
Apparently, this is an actuel music video, not a joke...
I managed 43 seconds before cringing became unbearable..
Apparently, this is an actuel music video, not a joke...
I managed 43 seconds before cringing became unbearable..
Za'than Za'amal(Elsewhere!)
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
Thumbler Trunk-son(Also Elsewhere!)
Inanis Umbra(Active)
Molag'ur(He stink!)
Myhun Kren: "You should change Za'thans mask to green, and run around yelling "Somebody STOP ME!"
"You are a spastic pony" - HDM Arrakeen
- Passiflora
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
The type of music and the guy with his damn BOXERS OUT OF HIS PANTS made me cringe more than his voice.
Go home and be a familly cat!
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Simian
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
Go to: http://translate.google.com/#en/ja/
Type: ...................................
And listen to the audio.

Type: ...................................
And listen to the audio.
"Qítiān Dàshèng (齊天大聖)"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
"I warrant your attention?! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
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Selande
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth
New druid spell: Swarm of Rabbits.
Cyrithe
Selande
Kithcore
Tseara
Syrenne
Rahksavvi
Selande
Kithcore
Tseara
Syrenne
Rahksavvi











