A few NEW ha ha's worth

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ohboy007
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Pssh, whatever. I will give him no props because he's just letting those low levels take the spotlight due to the fact that he's too busy smoking the doobie. 8-)
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And this is funny, but in IG irritates the crap out of me. People can be so picky about the smallest stuff.
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"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Should have linked this four days ago!

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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Favored Enemy: Rat Familiars

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"Out of my way, you soul-sucking scum! Leave now, lest I unleash the lethal power of my ancestor's tableware! Leave now, lest I use this spoon to scoop out your shadowly innards!"
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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This is more like, "OMG you've got to be kidding me funny." No one was hurt thankfully.

The Red Sorceress Sabel Faeria

Tommy Slick-Boot Bones (Rumored bounty hunter)

"Shhh! Pay the shadows no mind."


Nomusa Nuru (The Druid from Chult with mysterious arcane powers)

"With Ubtao as my witness, I shall find the evil that plaques my land and put an end to it."
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/

Has this been posted here yet? I think it's relevant to our interests.

This one in particular!
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dogo
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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blue_penguin wrote:http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/

Has this been posted here yet? I think it's relevant to our interests.

This one in particular!
"Invoker: I open the door
DM: You see three dire boars
Invoker: I close the door"

LOL great
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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*After having left the party to get my Warforged’s mummy rot cured and running for about 20 hours straight, I was chased down by a griffon right near the edge of town.*

DM: The griffon dives to attack you. *Rolls a 1*
Everyone at the table: …
DM: The griffin takes 40 falling damage and you get an AoO.
Me: I punch the griffon. *Rolls*
DM: It hits for 8 damage. It’s now your turn.
Me: I attack again. *Rolls*
DM: It hits for 12 damage. You just killed a griffon by yourself…
Me: Whoo! What’d I get?
DM: 200 gold and… *Stares dumbfounded.* A ring of feather falling…
Everyone at the table: *Uncontrollable laughter*
DM: He was not wearing it, apparently.
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Go home and be a familly cat!
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Moltrazahn
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Warning, may make you cringe.

Apparently, this is an actuel music video, not a joke...



I managed 43 seconds before cringing became unbearable..
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Passiflora
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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The type of music and the guy with his damn BOXERS OUT OF HIS PANTS made me cringe more than his voice.
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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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Go to: http://translate.google.com/#en/ja/

Type: ...................................

And listen to the audio.

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Re: A few NEW ha ha's worth

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New druid spell: Swarm of Rabbits.
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