"The Damsel of Darkhold"
How dare you! Issue challenge to me?
Stand there and listen, while I speak my decree.
I cannot fight, I refuse the duel.
I am but a damsel, don't treat me so cruel.
The Damsel of Darkhold, the title I claim.
Treat me like a lady, I do so exclaim!
Ladies don't duel, we sit prim and proper,
Paint our faces and nails, please excuse my yawper.
But in the face of such acts, requests of confrontation,
I must rely solely, on my "friendly" male relations.
They'll defend my honor, while I sit in my tower,
let them fight in my stead, whilst I cringe and cower!
And while the world sees me, as a miserable worm,
I must face the fact, that all I do is squirm.
I can't handle the difficult, I never grew up,
I bristle with threats, but I'm really just a pup.
So I'll sit in my petticoats, sipping my tea,
"The Damsel of Darkhold," Maximilian, that's me...