The Last Anchor
A Review and Persepective
Written by: Skye Le’Quella
When you enter the city of Ulgoth’s Beard, you’re met with the sights and sounds of a quaint fishing town far removed on the outskirts of civilization. On the right night, you may hear the cacophony of the bells from the outstretched lighthouse or the rhythmic tapping of some of the sword coasts finest craftsmen. This is not a place for troubles. This is a place where the tide rolls in slow and your worries right there with it.
Among the mixed stands of artisans and taverns rests one seemingly unremarkable building adorned with a sign reading “The Last Anchor”. Built more recently than other taverns in the village, the Last Anchor is nothing less than a hidden marvel tucked away in this quaint beach shanty.
Upon visiting The Last Anchor, the proprietor of the estate Derik Ranloss let me in on some of the history of the residence. He began with the tale of the Twilight Rose, a ship owned and operated originally by one Captain Desrah. Most of the captain’s history is unknown ;as they disappeared suddenly from the sword coast and passed it down to Captain Aiden. This only adds mystery and excitement to the building that once operated as the meeting grounds for the crew.
Once the ship was retired to the docs little is known about it. Some say it was converted into a pleasure cruise, destined to float and rot away in the docks of Baldur’s Gate. Regardless, the legacy of the ship and its crew has been etched in every piece of trim, molding, and board of building.
There is a certain warmth and coziness you feel walking into the tavern, and it's not from the slow burning crackle of the massive nautical fireplace. There is a story to this establishment beyond the sea, past the ship, and tucked away in every fiber of the building. A story of love between two adventurers. Our Proprietor Derik and his dear wife Lannia.
The small tavern was given to the two of them as a wedding gift by Captain Aiden to grow their love and that they did. The two of them added to the tavern preserving the legacy of the Twilight Rose in all facets of the decor. From the maps framed against the salt stained wooden walls, to the large nautical globe across from the fireplace; not a single detail is left out. The Last Anchor truly is a hidden gem for anyone looking for some rustic comfort on their get-away.
Their menu includes practical and lavish meals suited for all walks of life; grand and small. This thought was added by Lannia who believed in serving the community that harbored their residence for so long. This hasn’t gone unnoticed. Remember the artisans I mentioned before? Many of the stands including the blacksmith and barn have been paid for by the two young proprietors on profits made by the establishment. Ask around, and you may hear about a typical stay as followed.
Cool sea salt air blows through the window welcoming in the sun through the rustic wooden window frames of the classic shanty. Dancing through the stairs comes the aroma of fresh blueberry pancakes; a favorite of Lannias. A knock is heard from the door, but before you could get out of bed you are offered an array of breakfast. Eggs, toast, and bacon, followed by a score of fresh fruit. After breakfast comes the one complaint with the visit. “Where to begin the day?” The inn boasts an upstairs and downstairs gathering room that host a plethora of celebrations. You may find yourself in at the bar sharing a story, or perhaps at the sauna taking in the steam of a hot soak. There are no wrong answers for those looking to dedicate some time for themselves in this small yet robust tavern. Live like a Duke while preserving your pockets. Rest easy at an inn dedicated to love in every detail.
Final Thoughts from the Editor:
My stay with The Last Anchor was enjoyable. In a system of favorability, I am ranking this inn as a four roses on a five rose scale. While the selection of wine was minimal, their local rum and whiskey carried a warm and savory note endemic to the area. The staff was friendly and accommodating. Many of the rooms were quiet and much of the sounds of the night were replaced by the bubbling of the hot bath thrashing away to the hot rocks resting at the bottom. Special notice comes to the food, which is dedicated to Lannia’s favorite dishes. From the blueberry pancakes to the roasted boar, every meal was hot and kept to tradition. This inn is highly recommended for adventurers of any walk of life. I would like to give special thanks to Derik Ranloss for sharing the history of the inn and taking the time to lend me the time for an interview. This review and perspective is dedicated to the loving memory of Lannia Ranloss.
~In Memory of Lannia Ranloss~
The Last Anchor: + + + +
Food: + + + +
Drinks: + + + +
Lodging: + + + +
For information on reviews and booking a viewing please contact Skye Le’Quella execuative writer and editor for the Ivory Herald.*