“I have come to the conclusion,
after many years of sometimes sad experience,
that you cannot come to any conclusion at all.”

"How yer been ?"
Well. . . imagine the ugliest woman you can. And fattest. So fat, her belly touches the ground. . . . then add teeth to that belly. And make the woman three times my height. That's what we fought today.
"I'd think I would had ran off...blimey ..that fat with teeth on her belly? That surely had to been an horrid sight."
It was pretty awful. But the fey issues should be over.
If I was to put my imagination to the tales of drinking patrons, I'd surely have a difficult time with most tales. I've seen plenty of strange beasts and creatures in the Sword Coast. But what is that fat as described by the Guardian of the woods, with teeth upon its belly? Normally I would write such things off as a drunkard's tale, but this was the Archdruid of the Green Enclave. And drunk does not come to him with a goblet of Luskan Dark Ale.

There's a bit of blight left over, but it's not spreading, and we should be able to heal it.
Hm? Did the trouble in Cloakwood conclude at last?
I was just telling Sel about what was causing the issues.
Ugly woman, so fat that her belly touched the ground. Three times my height, and with teeth on her belly. She seemed to be inside the Laughing Tree, controlling it.
Sounds like a hag.
"Worst than that really"
Not sure what it was. I've never encountered anything that was like this before.
"It wouldnt be related to the death of the woman at the FAI would it?
I don't have any reason to believe it is.
Ah, I have heard something the other day regarding that murder at Friendly Arms Inn. Though I am not sure how reliable this information is since it was Kargas who told me about it.
Woman was thrown from the top of the inn. Several people tried to chase down the culprit, but they teleported, then locked the location they teleported to.
But like many other tales, not always will their be a concluded ending. The murder at the Friendly Arms Inn still remains an unsolved case. One threat that comes to an end is always short lived in the Sword Coast. There's still unsolved murders within the city of Baldurs, a bounty for a weapon in Beregost, people in searched of lost treasures but in a race against the forces of evil. And then there's still the activity in the North. Are there enough adventures that care enough to see to the conclusion of these tales or string of events? Only time will tell really. Some people cant be bothered for such things, others naught know the path in where to start. Others simply don't care. But regardless of the conclusion of these tales or not, I will continue serving a goblet made of blown glass that rests upon these fancy stems. After all, goblet needs to be filled, and goblet coin is goblet coin.

















































